Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Say no to crack

Brace yourself, but apparently I'm not perfect after all. Now, at this point this is all conjecture and speculation as far as I’m concerned - because I have seen no evidence of this supposed flaw - but based on mom and dad's hyena-like laughter, I would tend to believe that there might be something going on back there. However, I want to reiterate that I’ve seen no evidence of this supposed "crooked crack". I'll withhold my thoughts until there is some tangible evidence. Furthermore, if I hear any more snickering behind me when my diaper slips down, I'm going to have to kill you.


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