Brace yourself, but apparently I'm not perfect after all. Now, at this point this is all conjecture and speculation as far as I’m concerned - because I have seen no evidence of this supposed flaw - but based on mom and dad's hyena-like laughter, I would tend to believe that there might be something going on back there. However, I want to reiterate that I’ve seen no evidence of this supposed "crooked crack". I'll withhold my thoughts until there is some tangible evidence. Furthermore, if I hear any more snickering behind me when my diaper slips down, I'm going to have to kill you.
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