Watering the Birds

Shoot....This birdbath is empty! How the heck am I supposed to wash and play in the bath if there is no water? Clearly Aunt Maggie wasn't any help....

Man! This thing is as dry toast....must add water!

Hello? What have we here! WATER!

You there...water! Get in my birdbath....how are we going to do this?

A brilliant idea on the part of Mallory - as one would expect - but this might take a while....

Tic Toc

Tic Toc, Tic Tic Toc ... oh me oh my how I looooonnng to flyyyyy! Ohhhhh Tic Toc, Tic Tic Toc!
For those who aren't in the know, this is my theme song lately and I LOVE it when mommy croaks it out!

The whole reason this song came about was because my awesome friends, Drayson & Kate, showed me how to sit "Tic Toc" style on the swings. It ROCKS! and all the cool kids are doing it!




Sure, it made me throw up on myself and my favorite Sea Horse dress (from LEILA!) but still I cant get enough!

What do you mean: why?!

Maggie! Stop standing there like a bump on a log. I said, take the water, and fill the bird bath so I can wash my hands!

Again...look, here - birdbath....there - water. Take water, place in birdbath...it's pretty much as easy as it sounds!

Damn....you are as useless as Max! Perhaps I can find a better use for you....

Ah....easy chair!

You sure as hell do a crap job of filling my birdbath, but as least you have a nice lap for sitting and watching a shows....we'll keep you around for now....

Howdy Stranger!

Hey mom, you mind if I sit here with this stranger? She seems nice enough....kind of looks like you actually....

HA! Just kidding, it's Aunt Maggie! They are in town for a couple of days, we'll have more pictures of her and Michael later, but I just wanted to introduce her and say hello from Maggie's seat! Now, go away, we're having coffee.

B & B?

Hi Mom...yes, I have my underwear on my head, but let's focus on breakfast....I think we should have it in bed, no?

Awesome! So, I'll sit here in your bed and you go get me some food! Yea!

Oh.....I love me some TV....

Thanks for breakfast in bed...Pillow Fight! HA! I'm going to get you!

Art Platform

Howdy People! Yep, I'm working on some art.

For some reason I'm feel particularly artsy today. After mom put my hair up in this ribbon, I just had to grab my lunch box full of crayons and head to my work table for some sketching.

Oh yea...I really churning out the art today....man, I am just a crazy good artist! Lord knows that it's not genetic, but I have some talent.

Wow! Look at that skill!

I'm exhausted from all this bragging about my skills....who wants to go get some lunch?

Tasty!

Oh....joy. I'm not sure I understand it, but these Popsicles things are GREAT! I mean, we all know that, but these are especially great. You know why?

Three reasons: 1) COLD! 2) They are Mallory sized, and 3) for some reason they are "slow melt" which means they don't run down my hand, don't drip on the floor, and yet they are as tasty as ever!

HA! Awesome! And no, Brown Dog, you can't have any. MINE!