It’s Sunday! Now, while you probably don’t know what that means, to me it means swimming day! So, as we have started to do, mom and I headed out to the pool this afternoon for an hour or so of fun in the pool. It was awesome! Did some floating on my back, did some floating on my front (face out!), did a little floating upright, but mostly just did a lot of squealing and splashing. Needless to say, it was going great! Great that is, until mom decided that I need to get dunked….?! All I’m saying is that someone needs to call CPS. Think about it, you’re going to stick a kid under water with the expectation that she knows how to hold her breath? You want me to “know” how to hold my breath when I can’t feed myself, I pooped/pee in my pants, wake up in the middle of the night, can’t walk, can’t crawl, can’t talk, but I’m supposed to know that you are doing to push me under water and thus, to hold my breath?! Explain your logic!
Also, as a side note, when I saw myself in these pictures, I was less than thrilled, so I took the most monster poop ever and then had a HUGE vomit all over dad….needless to say, I felt very skinny all afternoon!
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