I will not!

I’m not sure what you are trying to insinuate, but I think I’m offended by your suggestion that I make too much noise!
Anyway, so apparently we officially started “cry-it-out” last night and it was not well received. Woke up about 4 and let loose first with a simple request for some attention and some companionship in my time of wake from slumber. Upon realizing that I was being brazenly ignored, I let loose with about 45 minutes of obscenities and accusations…all to no effect. After about a total of an hour of expressing my massive displeasure with these turn of events – or rather, lack of events – I was tired so I went back to sleep. A an hour and some change later at 6:45, when I was finally able to convince my caretakers to come remove me from my cell….bastards.