Dress You up in my Love

Dress me up in your love? Does your love make me look like a clown? Damn! Why on certain days do you find in necessary to dress me up like a clown? First it was the pants made of a pumpkin, then you put me in a fuzzy hat and stuck me and a tree in front of a fireplace, and now you surround me with stuffed animals prop me up like your puppet dictator and take hundreds of pictures of me? What is wrong with you people! Why can’t we all just hang out and dance with Tigger? Do I look like I enjoy this? I want to categorically state without any hesitation that I don’t see myself as your little play thing….all that being said, I do feel pretty. Happy Valentine's Day!