When Good Bears go Bad

As with all professionally run photo shoots, there are many photos that are never used, and never seen. Today, I’d like to give you a look behind the curtain of our Valentine’s Day shoot. Teddy, the bear who was photographed with me, is no longer employed by our agency. Due to his actions during this shoot, I was forced to punish and then fire him. I share this photo not to shame Teddy, but to explain to you how things work in the world that revolves around me. I do not, usually, condone corporal punishment (great name for a wrestler by the way) but in some cases, when a bear really acts up, you have to spank him, it’s just that simple. So, while I realize that airing this photo does not help my reputation as a dictator, I think that it’s important to publically explain that what Mallory says, goes. Ask mom, I screamed at her for a good…um….40 minutes last night, just to keep her in line. I’ve heard talk of a so-called “cry it out” mthod and I wanted to send a quick message and reminder that I would be having none of that! Considered yourselves warned!