Howdy!

Hey dad, what do you think of the new hat mom got me? Pretty sweet, no? HEY! Pay attention to me!

Seriously, check it out! You want me to put it on, right? Brace yourself!

YEA! Check it! I can't hear what you said...something about belonging in Vegas 5 years ago? What does that have to do with my awesome cowboy hat?

Whatever, you mumble too much. I'm not sure what you said, but I'm sure you said something about me and rocking like a hurricane!

LOOK! It even rides a horse, just like it should. I'm a cowboy! On a plastic horse I ride...and I'm wanted, WANTED, dead or alive....thank you Bon Jovi!