Hello. I'm am the Mallory, the most serious artiest to ever step foot in this basement studio..and damn am I talented. You see, first I started off with my brush, you see. Then, I moved on to finger painting, then in the heat of the moment I stripped off my clothes and went for the belly painting....ah....ART!

But anyway, as you can now see....I'm a freaking mess!

Yep....paint everywhere and way down here in the basement there is nothing you can do about it!

Ok, so apparently there is a tub down here....Fine, I will allow myself to be bathed.

Now, if you would, turn on the tub jets and add some more hot water! Now! CHOP! CHOP!