Dressed to Impress!

Oh...hello! I didn't hear you come in! Well, please make yourself comfortable. Perhaps you are wondering how/why I looking so smashingly dressed today? Well, let me tell you all about it! First, let's get in the way-back machine and see how we got here....

Ok...that's not back far enough, this was like 20 minutes ago when I was eating breakfast and Max dog was watching me like a hawk looking for a morsel to gobble...so, let's go back to just after I pulled myself out of bed this morning.....

Well, this is actually about 30 minutes after I got up, so let me fill you in on what transpired before you arrived. After mom got me out of bed, I wondered down to her closet and began to admire all the cool clothing she had. I wanted to pick something nice, but I just couldn't settle on one thing...so I picked two! I sat myself down and slowly managed to pull over my pajama bottoms two pairs on mom's underwear....looking good Mallory!

So, after putting on two pairs of mom's undies, I went over to my dirty laundry and found myself some socks that would match my outfit....dope!

After the socks, came my one mistake....I tried to fit a very cute pair of jeans over a diaper, pajama bottoms, and two pairs of mom's underwear...alas, no luck. Not sure why, but they didn't fit.

Needless to say, I was not all that discouraged. After I was almost dressed, I gave myself the once over and concluded that I looked asheome!

So.....that leads us back to where we are right now....oh yea, but on the way downstairs I found this great matching pair of Crocs....I know....you don't have to say it.....Dopest. Outfit. Ever!!!!