Dressed for Success?

Ok, fine....I'm up. But you still have to dress me! You realize that this thing I have on me is not a great looking shirt, but skin, right? See? SKIN!


Oh....so you don't care? You're okay with me walking around the house half naked? Ok, you just keep on being lazy, I've got stuff to do.

Well, I guess if I'm wearing my pretty boots with fringe (don't all good boots come with fringe?), then I might as well be dressed....I'm off to play in your room. Later!

You call them antiques, I call them toys! Let's get to playing!

Holy Crap! I just realized that the whole neighborhood can see me though the open windows! I'm half naked because of your laziness! But damn....I do want to play....

Brilliant! What a grand solution! I get below the windows and I play like the true player for real that I am...play on player!