What the hell are you doing to my bed?!

Well, hello there father. What are you doing with power tools in my bed? Finally installing that Magic Fingers attachment to my mattress? Awesome! Someone get me some quarters!

Hold on...if you're attaching something to my mattress...don't you need my mattress?

Seriously dude, what are you doing in my bed with that drill?

What does it mean to "lower" my mattress? Too tall? How could I possibly be too tall? I'm still WAY shorter than mom! What, are you worried I'm going to escape or something! HA....ha? Seriously?

Well...it still feels the same. Looks the same from here....

No! NO! NOOOO! I was much higher than this before! How am I supposed to go for midnight runs to the bathroom when you lower my floor?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!