Sunday, January 11, 2009

Up, Up, and AWAY!!!!

So, while mom and dad were making me "play" with the animals, my Mallory-sense started to tingle...but I wasn't sure why.

Then I saw it! As we were riding the ferris wheel....up in the sky.....The Mallory Sign! My help was needed!

So, I rushed off to the car shed with two quarters and plopped theme in the box and hopped in the car....however, my progress was very slow....in fact, when it was over, I just felt like throwing up and my neck hurt....what the hell type of car was that?

Finally I got home and made my quick change into my Super Mallory outfit and I was off to do what had to be done!

Yes, that is right, Super Mallory had been called home to carry baby around all day and push my cow-themed lawn mower around the house as it moooooed! Not to worry commoners, Super Mallory is here to save you from your tall carpet and your sad plastic-baby-less existence!

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