Ahhhh...the beach....awesome! I love the beach, truly, I do. What I'd love even more is if someone would take me down to the water...being that there are about 8 members of my family all within about...5 feet of me, you'd think that someone would be willing to help a sister out...but, you'd be wrong. In fact, the only member of my family who you see is dad...and its just his feet...which is just as well because its not like he's using his arms to help me!
Anyway, so here I sat...wanting - as John Masefield so elegantly put it in Sea Fever - "To go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky"....but because my family is inherently lazy, I'm stuck here all on my own! Nevertheless, being the resourceful mo-fo that I am, I found a way, I like to call it the poop-shoot-scoot! Its great...well, when you have a slight decline anyway. I learned it from the dogs back home, they showed me how to do it on the carpet...very informative.
Anyway, scooting away, with great success...and as you see, dad shows up when the work was over....kind of like when he leaves right before the bill has to be paid! I'm not sure what I can even say about that man's timing..... Anyway, what's important here is ME! So, let's go over what I've learned: Scooting is cool. Adults are useless.
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omigod that's cute!
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