Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Fiber?

The other day when mom and Aunt Maggie got back from the store they were all excited about this new drink. I was not really sure what they were talking about, but they said all they had to do was mix this packet-thing into a glass of water and it would turn into pink lemonade and that it would also contain 10 grams of fiber.....? Um.....ok, I was with you when you said you had a glass of water, but after that you lost me. So, I decided to investigate....

First I studied the box that this magic lemonade/fiber came in.

After getting a grip on what the box was about, I broke into a fiber packet and started doing a bit of tasting....bad mistake.

I don't know how these things work for you, but after my little self had this "wonder" drink...I had to make a quick run to the bathroom....and after round one with the toilet was over - which I lost by the way - I had to use the wall to hold myself up....it was not pretty.

When the fiber had finally worked its way "out" of me....I needed a bath....actually, maybe a power-scrubbing is more accurate. Anyway, I grabbed hold of the tub, tried to suck in my belly, and yelled at either mom or Aunt Maggie to get in here to clean up my mess! Who likes the color brown?

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