Too many Cheerios?!

So, the love affairs has ended, but not by my choice. I still love the cardboard like taste of a Cheerio, but over the last few days it would appear that I might have had a few too many. You see, when I eat my Cheerios, they seem to draw all the moisture out of my system like a sponge, the result seems to be....well, constipation. You wouldn't know it from these pictures, but - as dad puts it - I'm "crapping dust." What my oh-so-eloquent father is trying to convey is that I'm a bit low on the moisture levels and I'm not at all happy about that fact. My mos recent days have been filled with lots of red-face induced pushing for very little reward.