An apple a day doesn't do crap!

So, mom once told me that an apple a day will keep the doctor away. Being how much I HATE being stabbed with a needle multiple times in a row, I was totally on board with the apple thing. However, all the lies became clear yesterday morning. As I was chilling with dad, gnawing on my apple and scraping a little off with my duo of teeth and thoroughly enjoying it (and using dad's sweater as a napkin), without warning mom came in and scooped me up, apple and all, and before I knew it we were in the car on the way to the doctor for more shots! Liars! All of you! Next time you try to give me an apple, I'll show you where you can stick it! Luckily, there was only one shot and Annie was there to hold mom's hand so she didn't cry too much. Wimp.