Mini Terrorist?

This past weekend mom and dad took me to see a few art related shows that they had to attend, which meant we had to get back in to the metal tube again! So, we got up to security and mom picked me up and we started to head through the metal detector when they stopped us and demanded that I remove my sweater, hat and shoes....at which time I have the my best stink-eye. The gentleman then explained there had been reports of babies being used as bombs....well, all I can say is that I felt a lot safer knowing that all the babies on board had been stripped searched, patted down, and thoroughly examined for explosives!