Leave Mallory Alone!!!

Ever since the day I was born, I've never been alone. From the moment I popped out, I've had someone watching me. Sometimes its just one person, sometimes I'm watched like a cooking pot of strew by a crowd of starving people. My parents are almost always either watching me in person or having someone else watch me. Even when they pretend that they are leaving me "alone" in my room to nap, I know I'm under audio surveillance. I also know that some of you fellow little people out there are also under remote video surveillance when your parents act like they have left you alone. Well my friends, in response to this desperate need to be alone even for even the occasional moment, I've developed the Baby-Pod. My new Baby-Pod comes with aluminum foil shields to protect my thoughts from adults and a blackout shield so that even when I'm forced to be in the same room as them, I can get some quality Mallory time. So, check out the Baby-Pod.....