Can you feel my enthusiasm? no, of course not - because I have none.
Why, you ask? because I wasn't invited to this shin-dig. Can you believe the nerve of having such a grande event and not inviting their own children?!!
I have scoured all the photo albums and not one single photo of me exists. Mom even has photos of her shoes, her putting on makeup, dad eating a turkey sandwich... but not a single one of me.
When I finally pulled myself together enough to ask them about leaving me out - they gave me a very strange look and said that I "wasn't around yet" when they got married. This made absolutely no sense to me what so ever. How could there be a "Them" with out ME!?
I think I deserve some answers ASAP!
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