Complete Failure

Mom gets the worst mother of the year award today. Take one look at poor morty and his bloody shirt and you'll see why!

Mom made the (wrong) executive decision that morty had mastered the clearly treturous 2 stairs down to the play room and with a quick fall and double head slam mom is now been
Proven wrong... Again. No real surprise here, we all knew complete parental failure was imminent. Ugh, poor sweet innocent Morty

Favorite Photos

Morty and I were looking back through Moms phone photos and we have a favorites category that we like to see over and over again. This week the top photo of choice is a photo of NoNo and his genetically modified children. He really fits in quite well, doesn't he?

Chinchillas are TASTY

Have you ever eaten chinchilla?
If not I HIGHLY recommend it. They are so soft and delicious, I just might have an addiction. Very few reputable restaurants cook chinchilla the way I like it, but Brio dos it just right and they even let me help! Let me walk you through the process, first they bring you little ball mom calls "Pizza dough ball" (silly woman doesn't even know what pizza's look like) and after we are done molding it the chef takes and wha-la! Yum Yum!

Snow Days

Lately the weather around here has been pretty wacky. There has been a lot more snow and ice than people have expected and when it gets extra hairy my school calls mom and tells her its a "Snow Day"! I have to say that mom doesn't seem all that pleased to get these phone calls & emails but she doesn't really have a whole lot of choice now does she? exactly!

The fun part about snow days is that we get to stay home, play in the snow, watch movies and my favorite... BAKING & EATING!

Pants are for suckas

Morty is a hilarious person these days. Very strong willed, dont worry Ill beat that out of him, and pretty funny too. His newest trick is to take his pants off and hand them to the nearest adult. I tried to ask him why he insists on doing this when its below freezing outside but he just gives me his usual dead pan stare.

Uncle Tikey had the joy of experiencing such an episode.

Snow Cone Friday

Last Friday was a fabulous celebratory day at school and I let mom tag along to as well, mostly because she knows how to run the snow cone machine but please dont tell her... she a little sensitive.
All we did at school on Friday was celebrate one thing after another and I loved every minute of it.

First was the Birthday Hat March (or Crown March in my case) to honor my schools birthday. Then we had to get ready for valentine stain glass window making, then snow cone making with mom AND THEN hot chocolate with marshmallows for school birthday snack. YUM!
I was on such a sugar high I could barely remember my own name!

Brother bango

I've been thinking a lot about taking up an instrument. My friend Kate is really good at playing the guitar, which looks like so much fun but I really like to tell mom "I don't want to work, i want to bang on the drum all day".

Hopefully mom will get the hint soon and after checking out my latest drumming skills