New family

The other day I went shopping with mom. We had lunch and then filled our bags with goodies. Mom was looking for some new unders and I decided that if we call buy all sorts of crazy items at the mall, maybe one can buy a new family?! Why not, right?
So I snuggled in amongst some new family members to see if it was a good fit and they were pretty cozy, even my height!

All was going really well until I started telling them stories about "when I was a baby" (one of my favorite things to do nowa days) and they had no response. How could they not be intrigued?!! Clearly I had to disown them immediately.

NEXT!