Tandom torture

There's an old wives tale that says if one animal kills or harms another animal it must be a servant to the ended one in order to retain forgiveness.

Apparently I have reallllllllly wronged morty on a very deep level because our parents have made my tricycle into
A tandom tricycle. And if you thonk it couldn't get any worse, think again because morty doesn't even have to
Pedal to make the bike go ..., a Free Ride!!!

What the heck!!!!!!
I am now his driver?!
Needless to say- morty looooooooves it!