Where is the Love?!

Chrissie....I've had enough of this cruel world! No one loves me, they all love Morty...and Morty....he's the devil, THE DEVIL I say!

I can't take it anymore, me and my shopping cart are going to throw ourselves down the stairs, that will show you who's boss! You'll learn!

Um...hello? Is anyone even listening to me? HELLO?

Christ, no one does care....I'm going inside to pull on wires under dad's computer.