Watch the Master!

Yes dad? Make my self useful? What do you mean? I'm hours of enjoyment and joy? I'm like Santa! Fine...I'll do something useful.

If that's supposed to be a crawl, you need some work.

Ok, let's start with some swimming moves to get your body moving on the ground.

Good...now, lets get in our squat position....good...

Don't look at me that way! I said, swim and crawl, and swim and crawl, and swim...swim dammit!