Need a towel!

Hey slobber-chops! Why don't you come over here so I can get a good picture of the drool which has saturated your shirt....you flirty, filthy thing.

HA! Look at that wet mess! Ok, little closer so I can make sure I can show your shirt and your chin...come on, little closer....

Ok, great! I've got the picture I wanted...you can stop now....stop now....STOP!!

AHHHH!! TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! You're dripping on me! MOM!!!!!!