Ahoy you scurvy dogs!

Call me Ismael....or if you want me to answer, call me Mallory. Anyway, welcome aboard the S.S. Mallory! We're about to head out in search for that great white whale!

Full speed ahead! Let's go find us some fish!

Dammit...I can see over the dash board...is that what you call it on a boat? I'm going up to the crow's nest for a better view.

Ahoy! There she blows! Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! Ok....can someone help me get down? No, I'm not playing any more....little help here!

Oh gosh, thanks mom....