Separation of Powers

So how do things work these days since Morty has arrived? Well, I get to spend a lot more time with dad, and not as much time with mom. Apparently, Morty needs mom more right now, and dad doesn't deal real well with being screamed at by a midget....so dad and I get to hang a lot.

What do we do? Well, today we played tug-of-war over the old monitor. You see, dad told me that he wanted to remove the old one (that I could reach) and install a new one that was way beyond my reach....I was clearly not on board with that idea, so I did my best to try to keep him from taking it away. Meanwhile...

Morty alternated between screaming and sleeping...bless mommy and her patience!

I know that you no doubt have asked yourself how does Mallory stay in such great shape?

Pull-ups! Lots of pull-ups. Huge and ripped! That's how I role! Morty you ask?

He doesn't really do anything...he just kid of lays there and screams....he's kind of a slacker. What does he eat? Well, not much....

He usually just glares and gets his stink eye on while chewing on his duck...but, I guess if that's what works for him it's fine...but he'll never be as awesome as me!

Let's Roll Out!

So, while I was down in the garage with dad getting ready to role out, mom was up with the angry midget getting him ready for a role around town.

You can tell from the look on his face that he was not really thrilled with the idea of rolling with me. He says that I scream too much and that I don't seem to get the concept of "personal space"...whatever. Let's go!

Seat belt...check!

Baby? Check! Water? Check!

Dad and I were looking fine and were ready to roll!

Morty on the other hand? Well, he's a bit more reserved about our walk, but you can tell from the way he wears his hat that he's totally down and ready to roll!

Welcome to the Garage

Hey peeps, why don't you come on outside and join me in the garage.

Why are we in the garage you might ask yourself? Well, it has nothing to do with this bouncy ball I've mastered.

In fact, it's not even a bouncy toy, it's a horse toy...yep, apparently horses like toys as well....but around here it's a bouncy toy to me and a chew toy to Max and Mousse.

But, the reason we are in here is that I wanted to show you my newest transport vehicle.

Dad has been putting it together for like....oh...3 hours. Anyway, he's done and we are about to take it for it's first street legal ride!

Focus!

What the hell is that noise? I'm trying to focus on something very important!

Ok...big yellow truck with hovering platform....ok....well, whatever, let's get back to what matters here!

What are we focusing on? HEAVEN!

Am I excited about my mid-day snack? Hell YES!

I want my pool!

So, today mom and dad let me pull out baby's pool and let her take an outside bath.

I have to admit, I was a bit jealous of the fact that on this warm day, baby got to play in the water and I just got to...watch. So, I decided that I need to find a way to get my way...

Ah ha! I have an idea....

Yes, this will work just fine! HA! I'm a genius!

Sure, mom and dad might not have been willing to get my pool out, but I know how to make due in a pinch!

Get out?! Why would I want to get out of my pool? Oh...

Well, all you needed to say was that it was story time, I'm down with that....let's read George! GEORGE! GEORGE!

Benjamin Button?

Seriously....I think he's a really old man in a baby suit. I mean look at him! He's losing his hair (which I might add looks like it could use a wash!)...

His hands are those of a 90 year old...and why are they flaking skin?!

He wrinkled all over...

All he does is sleep!

Look people, I don't care how "cute" he might be, he's useless! If he's not aging backwards he's in a lot of trouble....because if he's just going to get older from here on, he'll look more like a pug in a couple weeks than a person!