I know that you no doubt have asked yourself how does Mallory stay in such great shape?

Pull-ups! Lots of pull-ups. Huge and ripped! That's how I role! Morty you ask?

He doesn't really do anything...he just kid of lays there and screams....he's kind of a slacker. What does he eat? Well, not much....

He usually just glares and gets his stink eye on while chewing on his duck...but, I guess if that's what works for him it's fine...but he'll never be as awesome as me!