Vodka Tonic?

Hey there dad! I'm very excited about our trip we are taking....now, where are we going again? Also, what is this nonsense about a 5 hour flight? There are a lot of things I'd rather do then sit in this seat for 5 hours! First of all....hey, what's this you're drinking?

I think that I need a try! Let me stir it up a bit, just to make sure that it's ready for a big slurp! So, you say that a couple of these drinks makes a five hour flight with me go faster? So this magic elixir you have makes time pass faster? Awesome!

OH! SWEET! MOTHER! OF! GOD! What the hell is this poison you just forced on me?! Man....I don't feel good....ew!

I think I need a nap....maybe I can just sleep it off and when I wake up we'll be there?

Happy Birthday DueDue!

Wow - Does time fly! Drayson is officially an old man. I know some of you might think that we are the same age but my answer is ... heck no! I am only 22 months old and Drayson is TWO YEARS old! BIG difference!!

Drayson had a crazy rockin' birthday bash and everyone who was anyone was there! My favorite part of course was the cake, we totally expected Drayson to cry again but now that he is all grown up he managed to leave the room to collect himself after the cake and singing were over.

Lucky for Drayson, I bucked up and ate his share of cake so that no one knew he had wasted his wish by not eating his cake... Thomas the Train sure is tasty!

Jacquie, my favorite mom.. other than m own, made sure we were constantly eating and getting the maximum out of our sugar high. She always has extra snacks for me - and most of the time they are FAR better than what mom brings for me. She rocks!

Of Course, the gang could not be complete without our buddy Kate. The one thing you must know about Kate is that she is the eldest of us ALL! She turned two WAY back in May and she is very worldly - you can just see it in her face!

It was a fantastic event and I give it a 4 out of 5 stars (Ill leave the 5 star rating for MY BIRTHDAY!)

Remote Control!

This toy is great! Sure, I've had it for almost a year now, but for some reason it must have gotten lost in one of piles of toys. But, nevertheless, I found it and it's great fun!

You see, I push this button here, and the helicopter moves forward with it's blades spinning; then I press the turn button and...it turns! FUN!

It goes everywhere! Actually, I accidentally drove it under the table and am now down here trying to get it back out....

Um....I think that Mr. Helicopter and I are kind of stuck....this glass ceiling is holding me down and I could use a little help....um....will someone grab my leg and drag me out or something? Please?

PUSH!

Ok, I'm READDDDDDYYYYY!!!

I've got my wagon ready, I've got my lamb pillow for my rump protection, and my smile....push me!

Seriously, let's get this party started! Just give me a little push across the room, it will be great fun, you'll see.

Please?

What do you mean your back hurts? You're a mom, life is tough! Come on! Fine, be that way....but I'm going to pout for the rest of the day.

Hello. I'm am the Mallory, the most serious artiest to ever step foot in this basement studio..and damn am I talented. You see, first I started off with my brush, you see. Then, I moved on to finger painting, then in the heat of the moment I stripped off my clothes and went for the belly painting....ah....ART!

But anyway, as you can now see....I'm a freaking mess!

Yep....paint everywhere and way down here in the basement there is nothing you can do about it!

Ok, so apparently there is a tub down here....Fine, I will allow myself to be bathed.

Now, if you would, turn on the tub jets and add some more hot water! Now! CHOP! CHOP!

Howdy!

Hey dad, what do you think of the new hat mom got me? Pretty sweet, no? HEY! Pay attention to me!

Seriously, check it out! You want me to put it on, right? Brace yourself!

YEA! Check it! I can't hear what you said...something about belonging in Vegas 5 years ago? What does that have to do with my awesome cowboy hat?

Whatever, you mumble too much. I'm not sure what you said, but I'm sure you said something about me and rocking like a hurricane!

LOOK! It even rides a horse, just like it should. I'm a cowboy! On a plastic horse I ride...and I'm wanted, WANTED, dead or alive....thank you Bon Jovi!

Working for Booty?

So, again, they've put me to work. Apparently, they think that since I'm so close to the ground, that I would make a great cleaning lady....a bathroom cleaner none the less! Ew!

So, after a bit of work, I thought I'd check my broom (which talks to me by the way) and see what kind of dirt I had collected....

Did you see that? EW! EW! EW! My GOD those dogs shed!

Um...on that note....I think the bathroom is done and we'll head to another room...hopefully a cleaner one!

Yep, no hair here, perfect! I'll get right to work, no problem! You can start preparing my lunch now...pronto....as in this very second!