Some things you can't wash off....

Hey stinky! Guess what....it's time to clean the poo/pee/vomit off your stinky self!

Dear god man, have some decency! Cover yourself!

So, what do you think of that, huh? What do you think about being clean?

Damn you and your smug self! Sure, we might have scrubbed you raw, but there are just some things that you can't wash off!