Roff!

What am I doing? Well, I'm a dog! Duh! Can't you see that by the way I move around and bark and sniff?

What am I eating? Well, mom threw some lettuce to the dogs and so I barked and demanded that she treat me equally! So, she tossed me a leaf, awesome!

I'm totally down with this dog thing...

Two things we need to discuss....(1) my knees and hands hurt...

and (2) lettuce is really not all that tasty....actually, it's pretty tasteless....can be put some pasta on it? Or, how about putting it on some pasta? Can we work pasta into this somehow?