Do your job!

Wake up! Wake up! I don't care if you are tired, you have to amuse me!

That's more like it, scratch my back while I watch my shows.

Much softer than my bed....I don't think we should use the term fat....how about....well padded? Either way, this is a comfy bed!

You don't mind if I kick you while we watch TV do you?

Ok, I'm bored. I'm going to go torment the dog...but don't you dare change that channel! I had better be seeing some Yo Gabba Gabba when I come back in here!