SPF!

Man, what a dinner! Pretzels and doughnuts!

I'm pretty sure this has all the basic food groups....carbs, sugar, sprinkles, and frosting, yep!

Oh....I'm so full...I want to eat the rest of it...but I'm so stuffed!

So...what are we going to do...I know! Let's find someone to put this suntan lotion all over....we'll need a volunteer....you there, how about it?

What the hell do you mean thumbs down? How do you expect to keep that pasty white complexion?