Seriously?

Brother, you are a very....talented person. I have NEVER seen anyone who could sleep in such positions.

I mean what is this? It like of looks like a running/jumping dance move!

And this nonsense?

I mean come on! You're sleeping on a dining room table! I keep waiting for you to wake up and see though the glass and feel like you're going to crash into the floor! It's going to be awesome!