HUGE!

Hello and welcome to my gymnastics class.

I've been going here for....a long time now, and I think that it's time that everyone realized just how powerful I am. You see, I have the power to grow to gigantic proportions! You want to see?

Oh....can you see it yet? Keep watching...

That's right! These parallel bars are not small, they are the usual size! It is I, the Mallory who is HUGE!!!

What do you mean you don't believe me? Look! It's as clear on as the nose on your face! I. Am. Enormous!