Food Network!

Hello Mother, what's going on? You like my outfit....oh.....what are you watching?

Oh....that looks tasty....better than pasta 7 nights a week anyway...

Oh....very tasty....are you paying attention? I'm going to expect more from my meals now.

You are making too much noise, how am I supposed to hear Alton is saying? I have to get closer...

You there! Man with the funny hat, put Alton Brown back on!

Anyone else hungry? Ok mom, the bar has been raised...put down the midget and let's go...er....you go cook me something tasty!