Stop Calling Me!

Look....I'm cool, I'm awesome, people love me, I get that. I'm totally down with my level of coolness.

But, I think I might have made a mistake when I posted my phone number and a request for friends in the "Casual Encounters" part of Craig's List. All I said was "girl looking for someone to swing with"....I love the swings in the park and I thought it would be fun to have someone to go with me to the park.....well, apparently I'm not alone in my love for the park.

This is absurd! My phones haven't stopped ringing in hours!

Christ...will someone tell me how to turn these things off? Perhaps I should just go to the park on my own and be honored to be there with my cool self.