Out to Lunch?!

So when Trisha and I got home from the park I inquired as to Mom and Dad's location. Trisha said that she thought that they had gone out to lunch with Morty....WHAT?! Um...hello! He's doesn't even eat! I eat! I love food! Talk about getting screwed....damn.

Not only did Morty get to go out to lunch with mom and dad, but he got to ride the whole way! That freeloader has been getting a free ride from mom for months now, but every time I ask for uppy, all I get is to hold her hand, WTF?! Lastly, if being carried and getting to go to lunch with mom and dad were not insult enough, the little jerk also got a tan! Does the first born have no rights at all?!