The Mystery of my Talents

Hello and welcome to my bath. Today we are going to discuss the mystery to my many talents. You see, there is a simple explanation, but you have to look deeply into my world....so, grab a seat and prepared to be amazed by the power of SUGAR!

First...let's start off with some mixing....what are we mixing? Well, in this case, nothing. BUT, we are practicing for mixing things such as muffins, cookies...basically any vehicle/food to which we can add copious amounts of sugar...mmmm....sugar, is there nothing it can't do?

Another talent? Meditating while eating a cookie....spiritual, I know.

How about my cool skill of hovering while eating a popsicle? Bet you can't do that?

Or, my ability to move at the speed of light while eating a lollipop...yep, just me and Superman....not much competition in our fast paced world.

And, perhaps most importantly, my power to bark, scream, and generally make everyone's life miserable when I'm without some form of sugar....superpowers vanishing...most refill on sugar...