I'm your Queen!

Hey dad, what do you think of my new fancy queen dress?

Awesome, I know! What do you mean "princess"? I'm a QUEEN!

I changed into another dress, but I can prove to you that this is a queen-style dress and not a princess dress....

I know I saw an article in here espousing on the greatness of my dress and - by the transitive property - me....found it!

Seriously, look! Why are you not looking? Brown dog can clearly see that I'm right....HEY! I'm a queen dammit! LOOK! I command you!