Parenting?!

Ok....you promise that I'll be fine? All right...you ready? Because I'm ready!

Geronimo!! Can I still say that and be PC? Anyway....

Dear god man! Your job was not that hard! Catch and Release! But release back on LAND! Do you realize I barely managed to pull myself back up on solid land?! You nearly killed me!

Yep...that's right. Keep on blowing that thing up, because if you EVER want me to come back in the water with you, we're going to have to have a little....insurance? Right, because you are about as dependable as my moods!