Hard to find good help...

So all day today I've been screaming at dad about wanting to get in the pool and chill...so what did he do? He zips me into this ridiculous life vest and throws me in the pool....NO!

Next, after his first failure, he takes me out of my float-coat and drops me into this....baby toy!

Dear god man, what is wrong with you?! Push me to shore, enough of your personal failings...I'll just have to do it myself!

Now see? THIS is what I'm talking about....just chilling in the sun, gettin' my tan on...how hard is this?

And when I've had enough of my personal pool, I just get out and head over to my perfectly sized lounge chair....damn life is sweet!