Get me ready!

I want to go swimming. So, here is what you are going to do, you ready? First: dress me. Next: provide me with some non-natural source of food....go!

Good work....I like food that dyes my hands for hours after I've eaten. And yes, in case you are wondering, I am judging you.

I said GET A SHOVEL! Man, how am I supposed to get all this sand back into the water with you just sitting there? Man...I give up.

Hey mom! Would you happen to have a pic I could use to try to control my hair? It's getting...a bit out of control? No? OK...well, watch my big finish as I walk away....ready?

Jazz Hands! Work it sister! YEA!