Beach Ready

So, it's another nice day here in....um....why has no one told me where we are yet? Anyway, all I need to know is that the beach awaits! So, having now been thoroughly covered in SPF 50 by my mother, will someone take me to the beach?

Of course I'm ready! Christ! Look at me: Sun hat, check! Water shoes, check! Diaper, check! Back pack, check! However, if you'll notice, we do have one small problem...

This backpack I'm wearing? Yes, I know it's empty, and you know how we all know this fact? Because I made sure to bring my clear backpack. Why? So that when my food stores drop to low, you'll hustle your little butt off to refill it....now, looking at the backpack, do you see a problem that needs your immediate attention?