Wednesday, April 1, 2009

You call that a belly?!

So, mom's been working on her belly lately. Not sure what made her want to try to step into my area of expertise, but I suspect she was jealous of me. Anyway, let me tell you something mom, you ain't got nothing!

I mean really! You call that a belly? Sure you sit there and moan about "kicking" or something, but what does kicking have to do with working on a big belly? NOTHING!

If you really want to have a belly, you have to focus! You have to be dedicated! You have to eat until you want to puke!

And then....when you don't think you can take anymore...you eat more!

Go ahead...you need to food more than me at this time.....you've got a lot of work to do if you ever want to look like me!

Seriously, you think can compete in the big leagues? Hardly!

3 comments:

Martha said...

That girl has her uncle's stomach-expansion skills. Goddamn.

scf said...

..and her NO-No's as well!

a. she she said...

devon! where is your belly? i know baby boy fischer is in there but you look so cute and tiny -- it's hard to believe. damn you, woman!!!

mallory, you rock that tummy just like your cousin leila!