Stinky!

Look pops....you know how you are always making fun of my feet? My dainty little hoovers? Calling them stinky? Waving your hand in front of your nose and faining distress?

Well as bad as my feet might be, they are no where near as jacked up as yours! I mean honestly, even if you are able to get past the smell - and that ain't no easy task - what the hell have you done to them? Does that one even have a nail anymore? Maybe you should go with mom next time she gets her nails pretified or something....or just cut your feet off at the ankle....let's not discount that second suggestion....I think it has real merit....kind of like putting down a sick pet....sometimes it's the only fair thing to do!