Make the morning rounds....

Oh...hello mother. What am I doing? Um...well, I'm chewing on my cracker and seeing what you've got going in the sink. You see those things you are cleaning in the sink?

They go right in here in my mouth! So, you had better make sure that they are clean! What am I standing on?

I don't mean to call you slow....but...um...it's my step-stool! What the hell else could this thing be fore? I mean, how else would I be able to see into the sink? Fine....I'll go find something else to do.

Velcro? Really? Velcro scratches my face! I need to find something more....gentle for my soft self...

Now you see?! No matter what you might think of the hat, it comes with ties! I like these, because I can chew on them, gnaw on them, twirl them, and...well, tie them!