I'm being followed!

At first I didn't notice....I was just strutting along like usual minding my own business.

Doing the usual: stopping and petting all the trees and bushes....the status quo.

Then I turned and there it was.....like the "monster" from Lost....just a dark cloud following me.

First I tried chasing it, trying to scare it....offering to kick it's butt!

Then I tried running from it with all my might.....but no luck! That thing is as fast as me! And hell, that's saying a lot!

So, the "it" and I walked along and tried to talk things out a bit, and see if there was a way that we could coexist.

So, eventually we came to an agreement. We agreed that so long as "it" stayed out from under-foot, it could follow me around and admire the way I role. Can't really argue with someone wanting to me more like me!