How you like my happpy face?

I've been working on my different expressions because I've gotten word that some BIG news is coming soon.  So, how you like my surprised look?  Perhaps a little shock?  Ignore the ugly dark bruise on my forehead.

How about my "it's about damn time!" look?  I think I've got this one down pretty good.  

I had to close the shower door to work on my happy face, but I think I like this one the best....yep.  That's the one I'm going to go with....you ready for the news?

Yea!  First off I'd like to thank the academy!  And, not to be left out, all the little people out there who helped me reach my predetermined glory!  So, thank you all!  Available on newsstands soon!