To Cool for School? Um, YES!

Hello and welcome to the cool kids section of the playground. I remember back when I was but a wee pup and how intimated I was by all these big play things and all the people…well, no more! You might ask yourself – what do cool kids like Mallory do at the playground?

Well, my friends, mostly we just stand here and lean….looking coooool. Take a sip from our fruit smoothies and lean….oh yea….so coooool....James Dean coooooool.

Sometimes when we feel the need to get some exercise, us cool kids might walk and drink…why? Because that’s what cool big kids do: we walk AND we drink….damn cool. Like Joe Camel.

And, just to show that we are not only super cool, but smart as well, we’ll pause and read our cups. Why? Because that’s how we role. And if we do it, it’s cool.